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"You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So, in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"
"The Dark Knight"
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Fight Club: Ambitious and Inflammatory
If Tyler Durden didn't want us to talk about his fight club, he'd be appalled by my article, because that's all I'm going to do for the...
Jun 304 min read
Critical Recommendation: Sing Sing
One quote from Greg Kwedar's Sing Sing struck me like a blow across the face - we're here to become human again. A24's prison drama is...
Jun 303 min read
28 Years Later: Despite What You've Heard, It's Great
After seeing the more-or-less down-the-middle reaction to 28 Years Later, I believe the biggest difference between me and most of the...
Jun 294 min read
Nope: A Weird, Wonderful Twisting of Genres
I'll let you in on a dirty little secret. I love country music, even some of its cheesier and campier tunes that are a tad annoying to...
Jun 283 min read
Cleaner: A Mediocre Die Hard Clone
Just about the only thing missing from Cleaner is a big sign on the side of London's One Canada Square skyscraper that says Welcome to...
Jun 263 min read
A Minecraft Movie: Lovable Stupidity
Regarding movies, rarely have I seen such a wholesale turnaround of public opinion as I did with Jared Hess's A Minecraft Movie . The...
Jun 253 min read
Jurassic World Dominion: Just Go Extinct Already
With the imminent release of Jurassic World: Rebirth in just one week, I have mixed feelings about the upcoming movie. On the one hand, I...
Jun 253 min read
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom: Why Do I Bother?
I'll admit it, the first time I saw a trailer for this movie at a showing of I think The Last Jedi, I was intrigued to a certain level. A...
Jun 253 min read
Jurassic World: Safe, Solid Fun
Are we as a society impressed with movies anymore? Back when motion pictures were first invented, they were an astonishing feat of...
Jun 243 min read
Here's Why I Fell Out Of Love With The Audience Review
I hear some questions asked more often than I do others, and one of the most commonly asked ones has to be this: Why do movie critics...
Jun 216 min read
Jurassic Park III: A Sequel as Dead as the Dinosaurs
Today, the scientific model of the now-well-known Spinosaurus looks more like a duck and an alligator made poor choices than it does a...
Jun 73 min read
The Lost World: A Middling Jurassic Park Sequel
Thank God for Site B. What in the lazy excuse to make a sequel is that supposed to mean? Again, Steven Spielberg's The Lost World:...
Jun 63 min read
Jurassic Park: A Flashpoint of Imagination
I learned for the first time today that Steven Spielberg's world-famous Jurassic Park was based on a novel of the same name, and even if...
Jun 43 min read
Last Night in Soho: Imperfectly Dazzling
Going to college can be stressful. And even though Eloise wants to learn to make dresses rather than good grades, she's no exception. But...
Jun 33 min read
Se7en: Grotesquely Effective
Never has a final twist in a movie disturbed me as much as the last jab that David Fincher's 1995 serial killer procedural Se7en throws ....
Jun 33 min read
Terminator Dark Fate: Better Than I Expected
The very opening moments of Tim Miller's Terminator: Dark Fate are subversive, to say the least. And one thing I've come to understand...
Jun 33 min read
Terminator Genisys: A Lazy Product of its Time
One mistake we as the human race repeatedly make is thinking that our general culturally-held worldview is the perfect one that will lead...
Jun 24 min read
Watcher: A Half-Full But High-Pressure Thriller
Maybe Julia is the paranoid type, or maybe she isn't. After all, a trip from America to Romania is bound to upend a person in mind and...
Jun 23 min read
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