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MY FAVORITE FILMS
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"You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So, in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"
"The Dark Knight"
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Terminator 2: A Sequel As Good As They Get
Today, we live. But tomorrow, we die violently, and only one of us knows the truth. Sarah Connor is consigned to a mental institute,...
Mar 313 min read
A Look Back At Batman Begins
In my mind, The Dark Knight is the unquestionable winner of the title of greatest comic book movie of all time. It's an endlessly...
Mar 304 min read
The Chosen Last Supper Part One: A Mostly Excellent Premiere
The life of Jesus of Nazareth is nothing short of among the most sacred of matters in Christian circles, and I don't envy Dallas Jenkins...
Mar 304 min read
In the Land of Saints and Sinners: It's Sort of Good
In the opening moments of Robert Lorenz's In the Land of Saints and Sinners, three children are accidentally yet tragically killed by...
Mar 274 min read
Laroy, Texas: Occasionally Excellent Diet Fargo
Ray is a coward. In fact, he's so cowardly that the writers of Laroy, Texas didn't even dare to give him a last name he could bring shame...
Mar 244 min read
The Giant: Incoherently, Pretentiously Empty
My subconscious learned a lesson today while watching David RaBoy's The Giant, and that lesson was that your movie isn't automatically...
Mar 233 min read
Flow: A Magnificently Empathetic Tour De Force
Though we often take it for granted, you'll likely admit that water is something of an anomaly if you take ample time to consider it....
Mar 234 min read
Copshop: Like Watching A Comic Book Come To Life
Sometimes, movies are subtle. Other times, the characters work at a police station in a town named Gun Creek. Hmmm, I wonder what's going...
Mar 223 min read
Vengeance: An Imperfect Flourish of Talent
A wannabe cowboy vigilante, a suave recording artist, and a culturally-out-of-touch journalist pretending to be a Texas Longhorns fan...
Mar 214 min read
The Creator: Flawed Magnificence
Perhaps the most impressive thing about Gareth Edwards's The Creator is how profoundly and thoroughly it demonstrated to me that nearly...
Mar 184 min read
The Blair Witch Project: A Hair-Raising Dance With Perceived Reality
The woods can be nothing short of terrifying at night. I used to camp all the time, and I distinctly remember conjuring up images in my...
Mar 153 min read
Hypnotic: It's Atrociously Horrid
There are bad movies, and then there are bad movies. I've handed out plenty a negative review in my day, but truth be told, true 1/5...
Mar 154 min read
The Penguin S1 Finale: "A Great or Little Thing" Review
When it comes to the base number of overhyped TV shows versus the base number of overhyped movies, I think that the overall number of the...
Mar 73 min read
The Penguin S1 E7: "Top Hat" Review
Admittedly, it can be difficult for me to critique a TV show as opposed to a feature film. I'm accustomed to movies and analyzing the...
Mar 72 min read
The Penguin S1 E6: "Gold Summit" Review
When I started this show, I began to have doubts about how it would hold up as its own show, independent of the merits of the film series...
Mar 72 min read
The Penguin S1 E5: "Homecoming" Review
The Batman made it abundantly clear to us in 2022 that it was chucking the trappings of fantastical superhero fables in favor of telling...
Mar 52 min read
The Penguin S1 E4: "Cent'anni" Review
If the rest of The Penguin assured me of its competent craftsmanship, I have to say that its fourth episode, Cent'anni, is not just the...
Mar 52 min read
The Penguin S1 E3: "Bliss" Review
A part of me realizes that this episode-by-episode approach is the critical treatment I should have given to HBO's The Last of Us, but...
Mar 52 min read
The Penguin S1 E2: "Inside Man" Review
I have to say that even though the show put what's so far its best foot forward for its pilot episode, The Penguin sustains a strong...
Mar 52 min read
The Penguin S1 E1: "After Hours" Review
When you're a full-time student with a double major, writing reviews for movies is already more or less playing a foolhardy game of...
Mar 43 min read
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